5 things not to say to a writer
You should write a book about a wizard!
Great idea. Let’s pitch it to J.K Rowling’s publisher Bloomsbury and watch the cheques roll in. They would never have seen anything like it.
What do you do for the rest of the day?
Lazing about on the couch trying to catch thoughts might look like a part time job, but remember what Hemingway said: There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
A cookbook! Seriously, cook books sell!
I’m pretty sure a recipe for cheese on toast is not in high demand. Thing is, you’ve got to do what you love. In my case, it’s eating, not writing about it.
Why don’t you get into erotic fiction?
Thing is, you’ve got to do what you…wait, let’s leave that one.
You know no-one’s reading books these days, right?
You may have a point, unless it’s a story about a wizard chef who loves nothing more than showing his magic wand to Christian Grey.