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My book ‘The Dog That Ate The Bathroom’ with illustrator Guy Harkness is in full swing. It’s been fun choosing images. Above \u00a0are some mock ups. Once the script was finished we opened up the phone lines on our breakfast show (Auckland’s Classic Hits) to see what bizarre items had been consumed by listener’s dogs. (Feel free to add to the list.)<\/span><\/p>\n Puzzle pieces, $6000 hearing aid<\/span><\/p>\n Had my tonsils out and they were next to the bed – dog ate them<\/span><\/p>\n Deceased pet rabbit which had been buried three weeks<\/span><\/p>\n Sheepskin rug, s<\/span>ide of a pine table, t<\/span>he crutch of my knickers<\/span><\/p>\n 100 vitamin tablets, a<\/span>\u00a0full fruit bowl and a gib board toilet wall<\/span><\/p>\n Last chapter of a book I was reading<\/span><\/p>\n 4 seat belts 2 head rests and a heavy wooden garden gate<\/span><\/p>\n Cell phone, steering wheel, reading glasses and toothpicks<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My book ‘The Dog That Ate The Bathroom’ with illustrator Guy Harkness is in full swing. It’s been fun choosing images. Above \u00a0are some mock ups. Once the script was finished we opened up the phone lines on our breakfast …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1692,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[29,37,40,44,372,375,67,376,374,377,129,146,257,185,192,225],"class_list":["post-1201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blatant-plugs","tag-bathroom","tag-boom","tag-bowling-through-india","tag-caesar-milan","tag-city-of-100-lovers","tag-cricket-speak","tag-dog","tag-justin-brown-amazon","tag-justin-brown-author","tag-justin-brown-lee-child","tag-kiwi-speak","tag-myth-new-zealand","tag-rugby-speak","tag-score","tag-shot","tag-uk-on-a-g-string"],"yoast_head":"\n