{"id":778,"date":"2013-04-02T23:58:52","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T23:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justinbrownbooks.wordpress.com\/?p=778"},"modified":"2018-11-07T13:57:57","modified_gmt":"2018-11-07T00:57:57","slug":"boring-post-do-not-click-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justinbrownbooks.com\/newsite\/boring-post-do-not-click-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Boring post: do not click here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Huh? You did! I said not to.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, seeing as you&#8217;re here you may as well have a look at some early reviews coming through for my junior novel <a title=\"'Shot, Boom, Score!'\" href=\"https:\/\/www.allenandunwin.com\/default.aspx?page=94&amp;book=9781743313688\">&#8216;Shot, Boom, Score!&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The first is from <a title=\"School Library\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bookcouncil.org.nz\/users\/Image\/General\/Downloads\/School%20Library%2017%20final%20low%20res.pdf\">School Library<\/a> magazine (NZ Book Council). <a title=\"Buzzwords\" href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzwordsmagazine.com\/2013\/03\/shot-boom-score.html\">Buzzwords<\/a> magazine encapsulate the plot perfectly, and here&#8217;s yours truly being interviewed in the New Zealand <a title=\"Woman's Weekly\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nzwomansweekly.co.nz\/your-stories\/weekly-people\/justin-brown\u2019s-top-score\/\">Woman&#8217;s Weekly<\/a>. 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