'He couldn't kick a Chow off his sister!'

This saying was told to me by a rugby fan in his seventies. Pretty un-pc - also pretty hard to believe it was yelled out at Eden Park less than twenty years ago.

‘Cuppa tea, Cuppa tea, Milo, Milo!'

The new haka.

‘They need to pull him off.'

TO THE REF:

'Your mother blows goats!'

Come on, even refs have feelings.

‘He's been doing it all night ref!'

For night games.

‘Throw another ref on the fire!'

To the tune of 'Throw another log on the fire!'

‘Raise your other arm ref, you're wearing that one out!'