1. exercise
2. hangovers
3. childbirth
4. worry
5. sleep
Top 5 things to outsource
posted on January 15, 2014 by Justin in Uncategorized
Kiwiana Goes Pop – Volume 2
posted on December 16, 2013 by Justin in Blatant plugs
A while back the first Kiwiana Goes Pop album was released featuring my song Good Keen Metrosexual. Kiwiana Goes Pop 2 is out now and features Billy T James, John Clarke and Tim Finn’s little known song ‘Runs in the Family.’ The old TV ads on the album are a good laugh. Fiona McDonald (Columbine pantyhose), Annie Crummer (Soda Stream) and Hugo Said You Go (KFC). Not to forget The Miramar Chess Club with this brilliant Rugby World Cup song. I snuck onto the album with my song ‘Great Place To Bring Up the Kids, a satirical (sometimes acerbic) look at life from my book Myth New Zealand. Random, weird, nostalgic collection. Enjoy!
PS. Brilliant artwork by Lester Hall
5 things you won’t hear this December
posted on December 15, 2013 by Justin in Uncategorized
1. I dont mind if our renovations aren’t finished by Xmas
2. I’ve just started Weight Watchers
3. Aren’t the staff friendly at the malls at the moment?
4. How’s this for luck? Boss has asked me to work New Year’s Eve
5. I’m not drinking at the work Xmas party